Thursday, February 8, 2018

Mortal Kombat Salisbury Vs Wicomico

Round 1 Fight

County Executive Vs Mayor





This one is a no brainer. Jake has military training and is younger. Bob would try sneaky tricks like sawdust in his pocket to distract Jake but ultimately it would be a quick first round tko. Bob would ultimately blame someone else and insist on a review, but Jake would easily beat his ass in first round.

Round 2 Fight

City Administrator Vs Wicomico County Director Of Administration,




Again in the second match of the evening it comes down to youth. Julia Glanz the City Administrator is sprightly and would wear Wayne Strausburg out with her quickness. Wayne would tap out 2nd round.

Fight 3. 

County Public Relations Vs Salisbury Public Information Officer



The third round would again showcase the lung power of Chris Demone the Salisbury Public Information Officer. Chris is an avid runner and also is a member of a band which keeps him active. Word is also on the streets that Demone may also be a ninja. A Kaye Kenney keeps her day busy trying to put out all the fires Bob Culver starts. This puts her in better shape than most ladies her age, but the speed and power of Demone will make it a quick first round tko. 

Fight 4.

Assistant City Administrator Andy Kitzrow Vs County Assistant Administrator Weston Young.




Wow this would be the main event. I think this goes the distance with Weston coming out on top. Weston has a tougher life having to be Culver's errand boy so he had a meaner edge than Andy. I think this becomes a greco roman wrestling match with Weston's bitterness giving him the edge in the 5th round. 




City wins 3 Matches to 1.

40 comments:

Anonymous said...

Demone is a former chain smoker.

Anonymous said...

watch out for AK, all those years of being nasty gives her the power of the dark side of the force

Anonymous said...

Unless this match is before 5 pm Strasberg will be too drunk.

Anonymous said...

Sad add up all the sheepskins in this picture and maybe one of them could manage a ant farm.
That grinning 2 faced shitburg is the most expensive taxpayer waste of money there is.

Seems not to long ago {JOE A} was not doing a colon inspection on Blu Bob and was creeping around trying to get pictures of Shitburg pissing in the weed factory parking lot across from back skreet grille .

Anonymous said...

Anonymous said...
watch out for AK, all those years of being nasty gives her the power of the dark side of the force

February 8, 2018 at 1:37 PM

She is one NASTY woman.

Bob has to have someone defend his puny ass.

Anonymous said...

Anonymous said...
Sad add up all the sheepskins in this picture and maybe one of them could manage a ant farm.
That grinning 2 faced shitburg is the most expensive taxpayer waste of money there is.

Seems not to long ago {JOE A} was not doing a colon inspection on Blu Bob and was creeping around trying to get pictures of Shitburg pissing in the weed factory parking lot across from back skreet grille .

February 8, 2018 at 6:06 PM

Tru dat! WTF happened to that? Oh that's right, Bob lied to all of us about getting rid of Shitsberg immediately if he got elected. Now Joe has to protect Bob because Bob is his meal ticket these days with Jen having the only income in the family.

Anonymous said...

Rumor has it that Bob Culver has been spying on the county council emails.

Anonymous said...

I want to see Muir Boda vs. John Cannon. Who would win that one JT?

Anonymous said...

No other county in this country could out drink our county "workers" and "administrators". This is something we should all be proud of.

Anonymous said...

You are blocking emails again.

Anonymous said...

Anonymous said...
Rumor has it that Bob Culver has been spying on the county council emails.

February 9, 2018 at 4:21 AM

Where there's smoke, there's fire!

Anonymous said...

How in Gods name can the Civic Center have more supervisors than workers? I thought Culver was a conservative. I found out I was wrong. One part timer here makes over $50000, now that's not bad pay to watch softball games and write down scores.

Anonymous said...

Jake is a clown.

Anonymous said...

Anonymous Anonymous said...
You are blocking emails again.

February 9, 2018 at 8:32 AM

Ditto that.

Anonymous said...

Main Event
JT vs Albero
Sorry I think JT goes in the first round.

Anonymous said...

Well 1.25 You have a point. When you have a terminated city bean counter and a failed Worcester county after school program director running the show that is what you get.Mirror and 9 cats in a bag are just doing what Blu Bob does best.Lining up the fall guys so they do not have to take the heat.Send Brian Workman to work for USSSA like Wisk did and let Ed take care of it.Hell! He is doing it anyway.Chef Hobble Larry does NOTHING and rakes in 80 k a year with alot of under the soup kitchen table bonuses.And a beverage manager for 50 k a year! WTF!! Just a f$%^ing circle jerk like what goes on down town.

Anonymous said...

Muir Boda would kill John Cannon. He would shank him with a homemade Peruvian shiv.

Anonymous said...

JT would kick little Joe's ass all over Salisbury just for general purposes!!!

Anonymous said...

Hey JT, rumor is Culver now has a drone to figure out the favorite drinking and hiding places for county workers. Since supervisors won't rat out their workers he's taking matters into his own hands. Oh well, I just punched in, it's time for a snort of rum and a nap. Good luck to Mr. Culver finding my ass. And by the way I love my job and hope Mr Heath treats us good.

Anonymous said...

7:12 you no doubt know who's coaching ole Alcoholic Bob....he wasn't smart enough to come up with a drone on his own! The one who, while standing, can walk under a table....ha ha ha little Joey!!!!

Anonymous said...

Seems like recreation and parks are always singled out on here for problems. Are these rumors being addressed? Taxpayers are taking the risks of drunk employees having a accident and injuring innocent people? Seems to be a ongoing problem with no end in sight until this impaired employee cost taxpayers several thousands and possibly millions and some supervisors who have turned a blind eye and nose to it there jobs.

Anonymous said...

I hope that drone hovers over the civic center to make sure no more chairs, tables, and curtains are being sold out of the back door. With all the supervisors here you would think that would never happen. Unless the guy who stole from the drink machines and kept his job is in on it.

Anonymous said...

Did anybody figure out who is tipping off county employees as to when they are being tested for alcohol, and aren't they supposed to check for drugs as well. When it is determined which supervisors are doing this they need to be terminated on the spot. I know its coming. Good luck with the foreclosures.

Anonymous said...

Culver has very little support from county workers. I work at county roads and have asked my coworkers as well as people from other depts. who come here to get gas who'd they vote for. The vast majority said Jack Heath. Also, many workers said they are still pissed off about having to wear long pants in the summer time.

Anonymous said...

If all the supervisors actually did their jobs and got some work out of employees, they wouldn't have to worry about what this blog says. But instead, they constantly watch it and have meetings about it. So the saying goes, monkey see, monkey do. Half of the work force watches it all day too.

Anonymous said...

BBoi watches it too hee hee

Anonymous said...

I'm on the outside looking in but there seems to be a lot of disgruntled county workers. Where I'm from where there's smoke there's fire. If Mr. Culver really needs that paycheck (which we know he does), he needs to start filling out applications now. I heard Royal Farms is hiring. Only problem is I don't think it pays quite what he's getting now.

Anonymous said...

Director Miller knows about the alcohol problem with certain employees and has chosen to do nothing about it.

Anonymous said...

Culvers drone is already paying off. It spotted truck 6 going down Naylor Mill rd today with an advertisement on the tailgate. It said deer corn for sale, $5 a bag for 50 lbs

Anonymous said...

Fact is the executives office doesn't care. Take'in care of Bobs friends even if they can't do the job. For one reason. Bob can't trust anyone else. And the county gets screwed by a bunch of fools. Leaders need to step up and grow up. Hire the best. Not your best friends forever.

Anonymous said...

We need Kitzrow back at the civic center, he is being replaced by at least 2 people and we are already up to our asses in supervisors. We are definitely gonna need more office space here.

Anonymous said...

If you work in the private sector and use a company vehicle and fail a breathalyzer while on the clock, you're fired right? How come that isn't the case if you're a county worker? And also, why would supervisors tip off employees as to when they are going to have a test and don't have a problem with them showing up drunk on a regular basis?

Anonymous said...

Culvers buddies

Anonymous said...

If the county gave a breathalyzer tomorrow morning without telling them it was coming, there would be many many job openings if they fired these drunks. I work with these fools and I make sure I'm not near them when they pull out of the yard in the morning. These idiots give us all a bad name.

Anonymous said...

trivia question. Who won the last musical chairs competition we had at the Midway Room. Was it A) a tourism "worker", B) MKA, C) Bob Culver, D) Barney, E) Otis the drunk, or F) none of the above. The answer will appear in our next moral committee bulletin. Stay Tuned

Anonymous said...

I heard my supervisor today refer to bob culver as boob culver.

Anonymous said...

Otis tripped over all the chairs while mka was trying to sell em out the back door. so the game was declared null and void

Anonymous said...

Doo you work in Bob's office?

Anonymous said...

I love my county parks job. Great place to work. Someone needs a xanax and a rubber room very soon.

Anonymous said...

When they called 911 for the fall they had to wait because the 911 supervisor and his assistant were too busy being lovey dovey messing on facebook.