Monday, January 8, 2018

Asshole of The Month Award For Parking Excellence

North Salisbury Walmart

25 comments:

Anonymous said...

One of those snowflakes that couldn't color in the lines at kindergarten now in life can't park inside the lines.

Anonymous said...

This is what you do with your time? If you look it's obvious this person didn't want to end up slipping on the snow when getting out of the car you idiot.

Anonymous said...

I don't blame them one bit. Probably a new car and doesn't want some other asshole banging their door into it.

Anonymous said...

Keep it classy Salisbury and keep that armpit high. Way up high !!!Ray!!!

Anonymous said...

5:25 & 5:38 You're the reason the world is the way it is. No respect or consideration for anyone else but yourself. Suppose everyone didn't abide by rules & regulations.......says a lot about YOU!

Anonymous said...

How about some real news for a change.

Anonymous said...

I have to agree with 6:41 - This is not the case of the person not wanting to step in snow or having a new car. It is a case of the "Me First, so f*** everyone else" society. Yes I said society, not generation. It isn't only snowflakes that do this crap. When I lived there, I saw people of all ages doing it. These are the same people who park in the fire lane, for 60 minutes.

I am guessing that most of them have their shiny "Obamamobile" because they are in Welfare-mart spending MY money on free food.

As for the new car comment, I have a new car too. Do you know what I do to not get door dings? I park in the "south 40" and hike to the door, been doing it for the last two weeks in sub-zero weather. And hey, guess what!!!! I am still alive! It didn't kill me.

This it nothing more than a lazy piece of crap who only thinks of themselves. Hell, I be they wouldn't think twice about parking in a handicap spot if it meant they didn't have to walk so far to get to the door.

5:25 & 5:38 - I am guessing you two do this all the time, don't you?????

Jackwagons....

Anonymous said...

Agreed 100%

Anonymous said...

Funny enough, I saw this car there when I went in at 2PM. This picture is probably hours after that. So, no, this isn't someone who jumped out of their car to dash into Walmart. And I'm glad they got that ticket.

Anonymous said...

Well said 6:41! No doubt some more ass tards that are better than everyone else. If they were worried about falling, STAY THE HELL HOME. If they were worried about a ding or scratch park at the far end of the lot! Would love to see him get keyed and then watch the bitching and tears flow!

Anonymous said...

The only TICKET u can get on private property is for parking in a fire lane. I suppose the paper on the windshield is someone sharing their personal feelings about the parking job.

Anonymous said...

You nuts are too fast to judge

Anonymous said...

It's only a cheap ass Ford, don't know what he thinks he's protecting...LOL

Anonymous said...

Anonymous said...
This is what you do with your time? If you look it's obvious this person didn't want to end up slipping on the snow when getting out of the car you idiot.

January 8, 2018 at 5:25 PM

So it's Ok for this penis breath moron to take up 2 parking places near the front of the store you stupid idiot!!

Anonymous said...

Anonymous Anonymous said...
Funny enough, I saw this car there when I went in at 2PM. This picture is probably hours after that. So, no, this isn't someone who jumped out of their car to dash into Walmart. And I'm glad they got that ticket.

January 8, 2018 at 7:25 PM

It wasn't a ticket, it was a "You Dumb ASS" note. I took the same picture and saw the note.

Anonymous said...

If they don't want the door banged up then park at the very back of the lot and walk.

Anonymous said...

6:41 PM & 6:58 PM

While all you idiot were busy on your ignorant rants no one bothered to notice the TRUCK TO THE RIGHT IS PARKED OVER THE LINE AND PARTLY IN THE ADJOINING PARKING SPACE. But you didn't seem to have an opinion on that!?? In essence the car did nothing wrong since the other space was already half occupied

AND if the rest of you weren't so selfish and uncaring and had respect for others property people would not feel the need to park like this to protect what little they have.

Why don't you just worry about yourself instead of trying to control the rest of us because you are a simpleton

SMALL TOWN SMALL MINDS

Anonymous said...

No excuses. If this moron didn't want to slip then stay the hell home. Inconsiderate low class uncivilized garbage is what this is. Whoever this is is the perfect example of someone who has parents that should have been strapped down and forced to be spay/neutered. I just hope whoever parked like this didn't multiply but you know they did. Real good at humping and grinding but when it comes to responsibility NONE. I only wish someone would have taken a picture of this garbage.

Anonymous said...

Just carry some Cable Ties with you and tie shopping carts to their door handles! They want to be a Jerk, show them! 4 doors, 4 shopping carts! They already messed up the parking in that area, so add a few carts to make them feel even more special!!!!!!!

Anonymous said...


The cure for morons like Mr. slip & Fall, is to park at the same angle as them with your passenger door as close as you can get to their driver door, and hope someone else does the same thing on the other side.

@ January 9, 2018 at 8:19 AM
The truck on 'crooked car's' right side is more than within the line. The truck on the driver's side appears to be within his lines, but is a WHOLE spot away.

Anonymous said...

JONATHAN TAYLORS THAT IS MY MOM CAR! WHY YOU GONE BLOG HER ON THIS SHE CANT HEP IT THIS GOOD FOR HER.

Anonymous said...

Ha Ha Ha 9:52 you know your momma couldn't afford anything that new....Obammy only gave her a cell phone!!! She can't use her EBT card for car rentals!

Anonymous said...

Too fast to judge that this POS is inconsiderate of other people and rules!

Anonymous said...

Probably pissed off because his college degree got him a minimum wage job.

Anonymous said...

What does Obama have to do with this??? Get a life.