Tuesday, September 27, 2016

Salisbury Police Investigating Clowns Descending On Salisbury







During the early morning hours on Sept. 25, members of the Salisbury Police Department began investigations into two separate reported clown sightings.

If you see a clown run for your life and call police. They have arrived

As the Salisbury Police Department continues the investigation into these incidents they encourage anyone with information concerning these clown sightings to contact Crime Solvers at (410)548- 1776 or the Salisbury Police Department at 410-548-3165.

58 comments:

Anonymous said...

Have they checked the residence of the former mayor?

Anonymous said...

Locked and loaded.....hope they arrive to our neighborhood on the east side....shoot first ask questions later!

Anonymous said...

Is this fo realz?

Anonymous said...

there is one big fat stinky clown that lives in West Ocean City in house on a nasty ditch that he stole from the former tenants

Anonymous said...

People think this is funny until someone gets hurt... shame....

Anonymous said...

White boys

Anonymous said...

I agree with you 3:52

Anonymous said...

Are they doing anything like trying to hurt anyone or it is a joke?

eli bos said...

Y'all and the cops are dickheads
For thinking this is real life shit foh dummy ����

Anonymous said...

Way to hype it up with the AHS pic.... Nice..

Anonymous said...

Black thugs.

Anonymous said...

Obama edumacated.asswipe

Anonymous said...

Jt how about a post on what laura mitchelle has done to her own dead grandbaby ???

Anonymous said...

Somebody bout to get fucked up

Anonymous said...

I was thinking the same thing

Anonymous said...

Clowns chasing people on Fairground drive? That is the hood.....they are asking to get beat down .

Anonymous said...

There's no way you all are this stupid, is there? This is trending in every city in America right now. Everyone is saying its happening... but there's really only one thing in common going on... it's all made up. Hasn't happened anywhere yet.

Anonymous said...

Thugs arz pussys when u get them on there own.

Anonymous said...

Insane Clown Posse?

Fuckwithme said...

Right

Fuckwithme said...

Right

Fuckwithme said...

As I told the fucked up law that just came out here deep for a kids fight but ain't no where to be seen when you do need their asses!!! They are the clowns fr but I'll say it again they got the right area here

Fuckwithme said...

Exactly what hell that's crazy we don't have a self defense law

Fuckwithme said...

For Sure

Anonymous said...

For Sure

Anonymous said...

Exactly what hell that's crazy we don't have a self defense law

Anonymous said...

As I told the fucked up law that just came out here deep for a kids fight but ain't no where to be seen when you do need their asses!!! They are the clowns fr but I'll say it again they got the right area here

Anonymous said...

Right

Fuckwithme said...

Right

Anonymous said...

So if we kill one of these clowns we not getting charged right???

Anonymous said...

Run aight. After him with the pump

Anonymous said...

They jumped my friend on the West Side. This is not a joke and it's sad

Anonymous said...

Back in the day, police use to dress up n prey on peeps on the East side! They were lookin to bust folks hustlin!!! So heed the warning cuz who knos??

Anonymous said...

Back in the day, police use to dress up n prey on peeps on the East side! They were lookin to bust folks hustlin!!! So heed the warning cuz who knos??

Anonymous said...

It's funny, I can always count on some "internet tough guy" to jump in saying his guns are loaded and he is ready to shoot. Nobody cares and you aren't impressing anyone. You probably Lee your guns loaded all the time anyway. Why come on here and act like Billy Badass? Simpleton

Anonymous said...

How pitiful to get your ass beat by a clown. Then, to have it broadcast on the internet. Why are you telling on your friend? Snitches get stitches. Get your friend a stuffed teddy bear and a Scooby Doo bandaid for his boo boo and move the hell on.

Anonymous said...

No! Clown thugs! Duh!

Anonymous said...

I see them coming and going out of a big pipe next to Beaglin Park Drive,just past the 1st apartment complex on the right after turning right off of Glen Avenue.I've seen this on several occasions,and they're always nasty looking.The corregated pipe is at least 4 feet high and easy for them to climb into.From there it goes all over that section of town.They almost look like a clown cult,as ridiculous as that sounds.

Anonymous said...

What does that have to do with anything? You are beyond ignorant. I sure hope you don't reside in Salisbury. I'd hate to think there are people as psychotic as you living in this community.

Anonymous said...

Shouldn't you report this to authorities instead of a stupid blog? Stupid.

Anonymous said...

Are clowns against the law nowadays?

Anonymous said...

White boys?? LOL

Anonymous said...

It was not funny when it was John Wayne Gasey was it? Clowns are just too creepy! They all look like child molesters.....

Don't worry about it said...

Lmfaooo at thes comments fr some of y'all are really slow n lol who ever blog this is flaming some of y'all downnnn lol

Don't worry about it said...

This hole thing is funny as shit fr lol

Anonymous said...

On a more serious note, the kids in our school system are scared to death of the ugly rumors circulating about this clown issue. Rumor is that the clowns will descend into the area and begin to hurt our children. Parents beware and watch your kids closely. Pick them up from the bus stop and don't ever let them walk alone.

Anonymous said...

Your fear is hilarious. This is the same type of thinking that got us where we are today as a society. Kids having to wear bicycle helmets. When I was a kid, we didn't have to wear any stupid helmets. I never knew a single kid who had a head injury and, believe me, we did some stupid shit. Why don't you wrap your precious little potato head in bubble wrap, put a GPS locator in their shoe and strap a Go Pro camera to their belt loop so you can know their every move. Stop being a "helicopter" parent and allow your child to grow and develop. You probably don't even know what a helicopter parent is. Look it up and educate yourself. This is craziness.

Anonymous said...

1:22-Are you Uncle Remus? You sure write like him.

Anonymous said...

Just tell your little fraidy cat to run. If they can't outrun a clown in oversized shoes, they deserve to be squirted with water from a lapel flower, subjected to fake magic tricks and forced to watch terrible attempts at slapstick comedy. If a kid can't outrun a clown, it's natures way of enforcing "survival of the fittest" and selective population reduction.

Anonymous said...

The person in this comment above, you are probably the clown. Thats why you said the stupid shit you said! There are clowns out here scaring and possibly harming people and all you can worry about is someone saying they got guns ready to protect themselves. Smh!

Anonymous said...

This is real I have seen them my self me I feel as if the cops should be doing something about it

Anonymous said...

I definitely got some hot shit 50 rounds 100 rounds I fight for my country so tracking you will be fun

Anonymous said...

Fuck off thug ass obama lover.

Anonymous said...

Keep the comments coming.I haven't laughed this hard since my grandma got run over by a reindeer.

Anonymous said...

Im going to catch one and stick my finger up his butt and see if he thinks that's funny.

Anonymous said...

Right

Anonymous said...

"They have arrived" did they come in a tour bus?

Anonymous said...

You Obama haters sure know how to hold a grudge. 8 years later and your face is still red from being mad. Grow up!!!!!!!